The Wedding

Ok it's 2 days after the fact but this is the first opportunity for me to write. The wedding was prettz uneventful (aside from the ceremonz, if u know wat i mean) the dinner was nice as was the castle (side note: lulworth cove is a reallz nice place to visit if u like to hike and go on a kayak tour around to see 'jurassic age' cliffs etc (see photos when i get around to posting later)

Back to the wedding, dinner was finished and the dancing started. People were kind of slow to get dancing so anywayz i got drinking with the maid of honor and another friend of hers (& Pat), his name is Yan (? i think thats how u spell it=... we polished off about 3-4 bottles of red and white wine and danced for a while when the maid of honor (hereafter referred to as the MOH) sat down on the dance floor. Ben, Yan and I picked her up and lay here on 3 seats. Her feet slid off so i thought i#d put them back on the seat. but as i was doing so her head/shoulders somehow slipped off and her head hit the chair on the way down. (cameras flashing in the mean time). Afterwards she started getting sick so Ben picked her up to take her down to the girls' toilet (which was in the lower level of the castle) so with me leading the way we were taking here down but my cousinsä in-laws were standing at the corner of the stairs so ben tried to walk by them (unfortunately that was where the stairs turned and the steps were very narrow so ben slipped and nearly dropped the near comatose girl. We finally got her in to the disabled toilet where she let loose for the next hour or so. The 3 of us looked after her the best we could as we stuck coz the coach wouldnät arrive to pick us up until 12 and the chances of a taxi willing to drive her back to the inn was almost zero (not to mention that around lulworth and wool there is almost no reception for most mobile phone providers).

[I'll flesh this post out with more dteail later when i get to a keyboard where the letters are where they're supposed to be, iäm using a german keyboard atm]